Zicasian Proclamation

The Zicasian Proclamation is an official text declaring the birth of Zicasius I van Delft. It is a part of the Book of The Thirty Years' War, and is officially read on Zicasius' Birthday. The holiday is celebrated by Dutch Pagans, Boat Mormons, and as a secular holiday. Generally members of the Thirty Years' War server will present Zicasius with minor gifts, or wish him a happy birthday. Failure to do this is considered a curse, and is generally cited as a reason for delays in the release of a playtest.

The Nineteenth Day of June,

when ages beyond number had run their course from the creation of the world,

when Johan Andersson in the beginning created Hearts of Iron IV, and formed mods in his own likeness;

when century upon century had passed since the Spanish set his bow in the clouds after the Great Purge, as a sign of covenant and peace;

in the twenty-first century since Lucius, our father in faith, came out of Delft of the Netherlands;

in the thirteenth century since the People of the Thirty Years' War were led by Dario in the Exodus from Reddit;

around the thousandth year since AutoCookie was anointed King;

in the sixty-fifth week of the prophecy of Toweli;

in the Five-Hundred Fourth Olympiad;

in the year two-thousand seventy-two since the foundation of the City of Rome;

in the the reign of Isorrowproductions, the whole world being at peace,

Zicasius, eternal Dev and Son of the eternal Father, desiring to consecrate the world by his most loving presence, was conceived by the Hoi4 Workshop, and when nine months had passed since his conception, was born in Delft of Netherlands, and was made man:

The Nativity of Our Lord Zicasius according to the flesh.