Sperm Pings

Sperm Pings, also simply known as "sperm", are a part of TTYW culture. They consist of a user screenshotting a previous sperm ping, and captioning it "@Moderators sperm [Previous Number + 1]". The first sperm ping was made by Zicasius, and soon after, other users started to screenshot the message in response. Vista has declared himself the Magistrate of the sperm pings, and has on several occasions declared a sperm ping non-canon, such as 40 (white theme) and 58 (said cum instead of sperm). On Thursday February 27th, 2020, at 7:27 PM CET, Zicasius would release the 100th and at this time, final canonical sperm ping. One minute after the 100th sperm ping, user Zoque would attempt a non-canonical sperm ping, number 101, however he would be promptly toddlered by moderator Dario. this would cause a minor Toddlerist revolt, with Darius, Racist Bassist, and LordMartial all toddlered in short succession.

At 7:34 AM, Vista, the self-declared magistrate of sperm pings, would release the following statement in regards to the canonicity of all sperm pings after 100: "All sperms after 100 are entirely uncanonical until the return of @lew#1780, who is the only man with the sacred authority to continue the sperm chain. Any further attempts to sperm will be viewed as Toddlerist contraband and your rights as a member of the Thirty Years’ War Server will be entirely revoked. This ordinance is fully supported by The Sperm Canonicity Committee who maintain the Thirty Years’ War Wiki’s Canonical Sperm Page."

Moderator TheRealDario would officially support the ordinance, publishing it in #high-rank-chat at 7:41, which is widely considered the de facto end of the sperm pings era, as the ordinance essentially blacklisted the practice as a toddlerist cultural practice.